<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688</id><updated>2011-07-28T14:08:12.602-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Um Faz de conta que acontece</title><subtitle type='html'>De tanto acreditar, acaba acontecendo</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>44</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-3953487332072171457</id><published>2010-04-23T09:46:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2010-04-23T09:46:05.809-03:00</updated><title type='text'>O apocalipse está próximo</title><content type='html'>2010 começou estranho, já percebi e não foi de hoje. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Primeiro foi aquele terremoto no Haiti, depois foi 50 dias de chuva em São Paulo, enchente na ilha da madeira em Portugal, enchente em Machu picchu. Depois veio o carnaval e unidos da tijuca ganha depois de 74 anos, aí vem a taça guanabara e o botafogo leva, o Rio de Janeiro se transforma em rio, os morros caem, Niteroi desaba no morro do bumba, terremoto no nordeste, na China, botafogo campeão do campeonato carioca.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Esse é o ano da zebra, se é que me entendem...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apocalipse, só pode ser!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-3953487332072171457?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/3953487332072171457/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=3953487332072171457&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3953487332072171457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3953487332072171457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2010/04/o-apocalipse-esta-proximo.html' title='O apocalipse está próximo'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-6928006493934922954</id><published>2010-03-01T02:14:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T02:14:41.848-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Parabéns meu Rio de janeiro</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tMbgUUm3I/AAAAAAAAADs/ksCKR0HDxaI/s1600-h/Rio1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" kt="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tMbgUUm3I/AAAAAAAAADs/ksCKR0HDxaI/s200/Rio1.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;O Rio de Janeiro continua lindo&lt;br /&gt;O Rio de Janeiro continua sendo&lt;br /&gt;O Rio de Janeiro&lt;br /&gt;Fevereiro e março...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tMs9MlSOI/AAAAAAAAAD0/T3uNSLai0JQ/s1600-h/torcida-flamengo32.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="168" kt="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tMs9MlSOI/AAAAAAAAAD0/T3uNSLai0JQ/s200/torcida-flamengo32.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Alô, alô, Realengo aquele Abraço!&lt;br /&gt;Alô torcida do Flamengo aquele abraço!...&lt;br /&gt;Alô moça da favela aquele Abraço!&lt;br /&gt;Todo mundo da Portela aquele Abraço!&lt;br /&gt;Todo mês de fevereiro aquele passo!&lt;br /&gt;Alô Banda de Ipanema aquele Abraço!...&lt;br /&gt;Alô Rio de Janeiro aquele Abraço!&lt;br /&gt;Todo o povo brasileiro aquele Abraço!...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tM6qGNkzI/AAAAAAAAAD8/SNT4JcSnOaA/s1600-h/Rio2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" kt="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tM6qGNkzI/AAAAAAAAAD8/SNT4JcSnOaA/s200/Rio2.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Cidade maravilhosa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheia de encantos mil&lt;br /&gt;Cidade maravilhosa&lt;br /&gt;Coração do meu Brasil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cidade maravilhosa&lt;br /&gt;Cheia de encantos mil&lt;br /&gt;Cidade maravilhosa&lt;br /&gt;Coração do meu Brasil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tND2PvXjI/AAAAAAAAAEE/x6vKOHd_oJo/s1600-h/portela.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" kt="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tND2PvXjI/AAAAAAAAAEE/x6vKOHd_oJo/s200/portela.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Berço do samba e das lindas canções&lt;br /&gt;Que vivem n'alma da gente&lt;br /&gt;És o altar dos nossos corações&lt;br /&gt;Que cantam alegremente&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jardim florido de amor e saudade&lt;br /&gt;Terra que a todos seduz&lt;br /&gt;Que Deus te cubra de felicidade&lt;br /&gt;Ninho de sonho e de luz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tNKa6StoI/AAAAAAAAAEM/xfuk-oq-D_k/s1600-h/banda+ipanema.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" kt="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tNKa6StoI/AAAAAAAAAEM/xfuk-oq-D_k/s200/banda+ipanema.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-6928006493934922954?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/6928006493934922954/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=6928006493934922954&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6928006493934922954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6928006493934922954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2010/03/parabens-meu-rio-de-janeiro.html' title='Parabéns meu Rio de janeiro'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S4tMbgUUm3I/AAAAAAAAADs/ksCKR0HDxaI/s72-c/Rio1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-8945574536984781380</id><published>2010-02-19T11:05:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T11:05:43.262-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Zebra</title><content type='html'>Tô começando a achar que 2010 é o ano da zebra.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Unidos da tijuca venceu depois de 73 anos de sapucaí;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Vasco tá na final da taça guanabara;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Botafogo ganhou o mengão de virada;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eita ano diferente...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas vamo que vamo que o carnaval já acabou, o ano definitivamente começou e o tempo ''ruge''&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-8945574536984781380?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/8945574536984781380/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=8945574536984781380&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8945574536984781380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8945574536984781380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2010/02/zebra.html' title='Zebra'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-8127377524017336112</id><published>2010-02-09T01:41:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2010-02-09T01:41:34.871-02:00</updated><title type='text'>2.4</title><content type='html'>Todo ano no dia 07/02 é assim. Acordo meio pelos cantos, finjo esquecer a "importância" do dia, torço para que esqueçam as formalidades e ajam (sempre acho que escrevi errado, será?) da maneira mais natural possível, na verdade queria até que esquecessem mesmo tudo, mas se por acaso esquecem fico muito puto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Esse ano não foi diferente, não poderia deixar de ser igual...rs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meus amigos sempre aprontam comigo e eu nunca aprendo, mas a graça é rir da vida e os aniversários viram só mais um pretexto para nos reunirmos, melhor não poderia ser, o mengão ganhou, o vasco empatou e na final, é nóis na parada!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Valeu moscada!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-8127377524017336112?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/8127377524017336112/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=8127377524017336112&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8127377524017336112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8127377524017336112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2010/02/24.html' title='2.4'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-4866031222201115473</id><published>2010-01-20T19:58:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-20T19:58:28.380-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Estou pensando...</title><content type='html'>É melhor o paulistano parar de comprar carro e começar a comprar bote inflável e barcos. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Será mais útil...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S1d8emVZ5rI/AAAAAAAAADk/SnizkwjRumE/s1600-h/ENCHENTES_SP.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" mt="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S1d8emVZ5rI/AAAAAAAAADk/SnizkwjRumE/s320/ENCHENTES_SP.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-4866031222201115473?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/4866031222201115473/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=4866031222201115473&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4866031222201115473'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4866031222201115473'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2010/01/estou-pensando.html' title='Estou pensando...'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S1d73UTbbJI/AAAAAAAAADU/JplwfT717is/s72-c/enchente.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-4725587977265797305</id><published>2010-01-19T10:00:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T10:00:01.935-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Idioma de avatar</title><content type='html'>Alguém aí sabe falar em na'vi?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pra quem viu o filme avatar e quer aprender a falar como eles, é só clicar &lt;a href="http://www.learnnavi.org/docs/Learn-Navi-Pocket-Guide.pdf"&gt;AQUI&lt;/a&gt; e baixar. É um cursinho básico e bem interessante.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Espero que gostem.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-4725587977265797305?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/4725587977265797305/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=4725587977265797305&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4725587977265797305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4725587977265797305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2010/01/idioma-de-avatar.html' title='Idioma de avatar'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-7377012220094730678</id><published>2010-01-15T10:38:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-15T10:38:43.325-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Viva o zoológico humano</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S1BhxgzdQgI/AAAAAAAAADM/B43iNdZvjKM/s1600-h/bbb.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" ps="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S1BhxgzdQgI/AAAAAAAAADM/B43iNdZvjKM/s200/bbb.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Está aberta a temporada do zoológico humano, o Big Brother Brasil.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A décima edição do BBB traz uma grande diversidade de animaizinhos, eles são 'devidamente' distribídos em grupos: Coloridos (gay e lésbica), Cabeças (inteligentes), Belos (adivinha por que?), Sarados (fácil saber o motivo), Ligados ( os mais animados).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Na minha opinião, é a edição mais culturalmente elevada, não tem aquela apelação de opbres esfomeados que querem ajudar a família. Tem advogado, policial, doutora em línguas, dentista (linda), Jornalista, professores de educação física, maquiador, dançarina, engenheiro agrônomo, atriz (segundo a Josiane ex miss), publicitários, ator, empresária e estudantes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lógico que antes do desejo de ganhar o prêmio (1 milhão e meio de reais), existe o desejo de exposição,&amp;nbsp;atrair atenção e aparecer a qualquer custo e isso faz do BBB um programa muito desejável quem não quer ficar a toa por 3 meses, ficar famoso e&amp;nbsp;lotado da bufunfa? Até eu que sou mais bobo. O lado chato desse 'reality'&amp;nbsp;são os barracos, que parecem mais artifício para levantar a audiência. A produção deveria deixar os caras se pegarem na porrada pra ver se fica mais real.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;De qualquer forma é legal dar uma espiadinha, pelo menos a gente vê com antecedência e de 0800 as futuras capas da playboy e nos garantimos de algumas horas de comédia, além de termos uma maior noção de como o ser humano é tosco em suas atividades mais normais, como acordar, escovar os dentes, cuidar da higiene em geral. Confinados, podemos ter a noção se não exata, pelo menos aproximada do que é testar limites, porque ao que tudo indica eles ficam realmente confinados e não há personagem que resista a tanto. Conviver com um bando de gente diferente e que nunca se viu na vida não é para qualquer um.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-7377012220094730678?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/7377012220094730678/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=7377012220094730678&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/7377012220094730678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/7377012220094730678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2010/01/viva-o-zoologico-humano.html' title='Viva o zoológico humano'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/S1BhxgzdQgI/AAAAAAAAADM/B43iNdZvjKM/s72-c/bbb.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-1698076246506543437</id><published>2010-01-09T14:02:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-09T14:13:21.928-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Planeta bola!</title><content type='html'>Preparem a garganta e o coração. O campeonato carioca está prestes a começar!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E começam bem. Os grupos. A e B já estão divididos e os times rivais estão a todo vapor. O carioca desse ano, promete muitas emoções, principalmente entre o G4 do Rio, Flamengo, Vasco, Fluminense e Botafogo. Claro que não posso subestimar os pequenos como o americano que nos últimos anos, vêm conquistando espaço e assustando um bocado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Os grupos ficaram divididos em:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grupo A:&lt;br /&gt;Flamengo; Fluminense; Duque de Caxias; Boa vista; Volta Redonda, Olaria, Bangu e Americano.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grupo B:&lt;br /&gt;Vasco, Resende, Macaé, Friburguense, América; Madureira; Botafogo;Tigres.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A estréia de todos os times será entre os dias 16 e 17. Eis os principais:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dia 16: Vasco X Tigres; Macaé X Botafogo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dia 17: Flamengo X Duque de Caxias; Fluminense X Americano.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Está dada a largada.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-1698076246506543437?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/1698076246506543437/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=1698076246506543437&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/1698076246506543437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/1698076246506543437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2010/01/planeta-bola.html' title='Planeta bola!'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-2053685931403348461</id><published>2010-01-05T16:42:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2010-01-05T16:57:42.436-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Tragédia anunciada</title><content type='html'>Todo verão as cidades rolam morro a baixo, as cidades enchem e as pessoas sofrem, perdem tudo o que levaram uma vida inteira para conseguir, perdem a casa, a identidade, a vida.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A gente se pergunta o por quê de tanta tragédia. A resposta vem sem precisar pensar, sem precisar de alguma reflexão. A culpa é da população, a culpa é do estado, das prefeituras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A tragédia em Angra e em Ilha grande, estavam mais que na cara que uma hora ou outra iria acontecer. As pessoas desrespeitam a natureza em troca de dinheiro, de um visual mais bonito e vai invadindo áreas que não deveriam ser habitadas. Hoje pela manhã fiquei sabendo que o governador Sérgio Cabral autorizou as contruções naquelas áreas, ou seja, a neglicencia atinge a todas as esferas. As pessoas não têm emprego digno, salários humanamente justos e acabam contruindo suas 'casas' em áreas de risco, se sujeitando a uma situação sub-humana e expondo a família ao perigo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As enchentes anuais e agora, quase diárias em São Paulo não é somente um problema de planejamento urbano, é um problema de consciência e de educação. As pessoas não têm senso de limpeza e jogam todo tipo de lixo nas ruas. Desses, não tenho pena. Deveriam boiar no tietê juntos com seus dejetos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Em áreas carentes no Rio de Janeiro a situação é diferente, em especial na baixada fluminense, apesar do lixo pelas ruas, as pessoas têm um agravante, não possuem asfaltamento, saneamento básico e utilidade pública. Estão a mercê da boa vontade política, porque do dever deles, eles já se esqueceram há tempos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Todo ano assim e a tendencia é piorar, não precisa ser estudioso, vidente, cigano. Basta olhar em volta.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-2053685931403348461?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/2053685931403348461/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=2053685931403348461&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/2053685931403348461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/2053685931403348461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2010/01/tragedia-anunciada.html' title='Tragédia anunciada'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-4835825260558830660</id><published>2009-12-28T16:49:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T16:51:46.709-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Adeus ano velho</title><content type='html'>Então é isso, quando os céus de Copacabana explodirem, uma nova manhã renascerá trazendo consigo esperança de dias melhores.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É isso que eu espero. Um 2010 repleto de novidades, novos sonhos, paz, amor, dinheiro e muitos amigos!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-4835825260558830660?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/4835825260558830660/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=4835825260558830660&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4835825260558830660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4835825260558830660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/12/adeus-ano-velho.html' title='Adeus ano velho'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-5936639609076595797</id><published>2009-12-20T16:22:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T16:24:29.960-02:00</updated><title type='text'>casamento do amigo. Coitado! rs</title><content type='html'>Quando um amigo casa a gente parabeniza ou lamenta?rs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quando um amigo casa, a gente fica feliz ou triste?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seja como for, Felipe e Priscila, sejam felizes!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-5936639609076595797?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/5936639609076595797/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=5936639609076595797&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/5936639609076595797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/5936639609076595797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/12/casamento-do-amigo-coitado-rs.html' title='casamento do amigo. Coitado! rs'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-7819486855448191313</id><published>2009-12-07T09:46:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2009-12-07T10:01:01.107-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Flamengo campeão brasileiro de 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/Sxzstm063QI/AAAAAAAAADE/Q3gSHRVdBPQ/s1600-h/torcidadomengao.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 226px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412461120453270786" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/Sxzstm063QI/AAAAAAAAADE/Q3gSHRVdBPQ/s320/torcidadomengao.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SxzstUIyoqI/AAAAAAAAAC8/lA4dwqlWchY/s1600-h/flamengo-escudo-f5c68.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412461115436343970" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SxzstUIyoqI/AAAAAAAAAC8/lA4dwqlWchY/s320/flamengo-escudo-f5c68.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Hoje meu coração acordou sorrindo, apesar de ter dormido somente 2 horas.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;O dia de ontem foi comemorado de todas as formas. afinal eram 17 anos de jejum, a forme era muita! Mas valeu, ser campeão brasileiro consagrou um ano inteiro de trabalho dos caras e consagrou que a nossa torcida é a maior do mundo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eu nunca vi o maracanã tão cheio como ontem, nunca vi uma torcida tão apaixonada como ontem e eu tenho certeza que mesmo que o grêmio vencesse, nós seríamos campeões pelo espetáculo a parte nas arquibancadas.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Parabéns à raça rubro negra. Parabéns ao Adriano, ao Peti, Juan, Angelim, Bruno.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: Parabéns ao Fluminense pela bravura e raça na luta para não cair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-7819486855448191313?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/7819486855448191313/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=7819486855448191313&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/7819486855448191313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/7819486855448191313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/12/flamengo-campeao-brasileiro-de-2009.html' title='Flamengo campeão brasileiro de 2009'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/Sxzstm063QI/AAAAAAAAADE/Q3gSHRVdBPQ/s72-c/torcidadomengao.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-1961775706406239069</id><published>2009-11-29T01:20:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2009-11-29T01:26:29.816-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Campeão por engano</title><content type='html'>O vasco é o time campeão por engano. Me desculpem os meus amigos vascaínos, mas o vasco não podia ser campeão nem aqui nem na quarta divisão.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O time não deu nenhum espetáculo;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O time se igualou a todos os timecos da segundona;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nenhum jogador fez bonito;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nem na última rodada o time ganhou.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não é birra de flamenguista, até porque não tenho necessidade de puxar a sardinha pro meu time que é vice lider do brasileirão série A commuitoorgulhoemuitoamor. Verdade seja dita, o vasco só se sagrou campeão porque os outros eram muito piores que ele.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se continuar assim, vai cair de novo. É esperar pra ver.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pai Bruno não erra.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-1961775706406239069?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/1961775706406239069/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=1961775706406239069&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/1961775706406239069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/1961775706406239069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/11/campeao-por-engano.html' title='Campeão por engano'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-7023802472982513851</id><published>2009-11-18T14:47:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T14:48:42.872-02:00</updated><title type='text'>É só por isso que ainda assisto TV</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aFuNPx6CDSI&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aFuNPx6CDSI&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-7023802472982513851?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/7023802472982513851/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=7023802472982513851&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/7023802472982513851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/7023802472982513851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/11/e-so-por-isso-que-ainda-assisto-tv.html' title='É só por isso que ainda assisto TV'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-662773806469084946</id><published>2009-10-27T13:56:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T13:59:06.926-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Aniversário do presida</title><content type='html'>Hoje a festa é do cacique mor do Brasil,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;parabéns ao burrinho mais bem pago do país, Luis Inácio Lula da Silva.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu desejo do fundo do coração que ele tenha muitos anos de vida e que tenha tempo suficiente pra ver a merda que ele fez...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-662773806469084946?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/662773806469084946/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=662773806469084946&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/662773806469084946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/662773806469084946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/10/aniversario-do-presida.html' title='Aniversário do presida'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-6975435055221766144</id><published>2009-10-13T13:20:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2009-10-13T13:26:56.766-03:00</updated><title type='text'>A inteligência de Carla Perez X a sapiência de Silvio Santos</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Que Carla Perez não é inteligente, todo mundo já sabia, mas o quanto ela era burra, isso sempre oi um mistério....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Juro que as vezes achava que a burrice dela era alguma pegadinha, sei lá né? vai que era um número, um personagem? Afinal, a mulher na época do é o Tchan ganhou bastante dinheiro pra mexer aquela bunda.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Depois do que eu assisti no programa do Silvio Santos e peço que assistam também. Acabei de ter certeza, ela é mesmo BURRA!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UkKSli38Q1k&amp;amp;hl=pt-br&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UkKSli38Q1k&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A pergunta que não quer calar: - Será que ela sabe o que é ensino fundamental?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-6975435055221766144?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/6975435055221766144/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=6975435055221766144&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6975435055221766144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6975435055221766144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/10/inteligencia-de-carla-perez-x-sapiencia.html' title='A inteligência de Carla Perez X a sapiência de Silvio Santos'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-4159557290454307575</id><published>2009-10-02T13:58:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2009-10-02T14:13:58.954-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Rio de Janeiro - Sede das olimpiadas de 2016</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SsY0O71n5sI/AAAAAAAAAC0/ic6ilEm6QLw/s1600-h/Olimpiadas.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 239px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388051435380795074" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SsY0O71n5sI/AAAAAAAAAC0/ic6ilEm6QLw/s320/Olimpiadas.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Como diria um amigo meu: 2016 é aqui, chupa essa Madrid!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Parecia um sonho, tantas vezes nadando  e morrendo na praia, agora, ainda que longe, sentimos que está cada vez mais próximo da realidade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANSIOSO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FELIZ!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O Rio de Janeiro mesmo com todos os problemas do dia a dia provou que ainda é a cidade maravilhosa cheia de encantos mil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;""Cidade maravilhosa é a cidade do meu Brasil!""&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-4159557290454307575?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/4159557290454307575/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=4159557290454307575&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4159557290454307575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4159557290454307575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/10/rio-de-janeiro-sede-das-olimpiadas-de.html' title='Rio de Janeiro - Sede das olimpiadas de 2016'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SsY0O71n5sI/AAAAAAAAAC0/ic6ilEm6QLw/s72-c/Olimpiadas.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-3228200473987485902</id><published>2009-09-11T11:34:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T11:35:43.018-03:00</updated><title type='text'>11 de setembro</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SqpgH_PvlNI/AAAAAAAAACs/93m8iCr3UOw/s1600-h/11+de+setembro.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380218395200296146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 299px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 309px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SqpgH_PvlNI/AAAAAAAAACs/93m8iCr3UOw/s320/11+de+setembro.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SqpgHuvz9kI/AAAAAAAAACk/dtczIOInnqk/s1600-h/11+09.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380218390771398210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 266px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SqpgHuvz9kI/AAAAAAAAACk/dtczIOInnqk/s320/11+09.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Esse dia de setembro que não pára de doer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-3228200473987485902?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/3228200473987485902/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=3228200473987485902&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3228200473987485902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3228200473987485902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/09/11-de-setembro.html' title='11 de setembro'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SqpgH_PvlNI/AAAAAAAAACs/93m8iCr3UOw/s72-c/11+de+setembro.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-6446938676303231263</id><published>2009-08-28T12:52:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T13:09:26.135-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Eu dou cartão vermelho</title><content type='html'>Achei fantástica a atitude do Eduardo Suplicy no senado essa semana quando sacou de seu terno um belo cartão vermelho para nosso &lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;querido &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;José Sarney. Essa atitude deveria ser copiada!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/Spf9Z8nRvVI/AAAAAAAAACc/Vap61CLPLkI/s1600-h/cart%C3%A3o+vermelho.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375043302499401042" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/Spf9Z8nRvVI/AAAAAAAAACc/Vap61CLPLkI/s400/cart%C3%A3o+vermelho.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Baseado na audácia de Suplicy decidi criar uma brincadeirinha, que consiste no seguinte: Cada um deve fazer uma listinha com 10 escolhidos para dar o cartão vermelho. Pode ser uma pessoa, uma atitude, enfim, tudo aquilo que de alguma forma nos incomoda, se quiser e precisar, dê uma justificativa breve. Após fazer isso, passe a bola para mais cinco blogueiros e vamos ver no que dá...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu dou cartão vermelho para:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1- José Sarney - Precisa de explicação?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2- Lula - Precisa de explicação?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3- Gripe Suína;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4- Para todo o time do clube de regatas flamengo;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5- Meu chefe;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6- Silvio Santos - Pela sua insuportável voz e falta de criatividade;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7- Para o Zeca Camargo - Que testa nossos limites com sua falta de dicção;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8- Para quem me pede atenção no MSN - Isso é insuportável;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9- Para a falta de educação;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10 - Para o Dado Dolabela - Dispensa explicação.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Passo a bola para outros Arbitros:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://a-insustentavel-leveza-de-ser.blogspot.com/"&gt;Miss Violet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogteoriadoabsurdo.blogspot.com/"&gt;Teórico&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://caldeirao-da-bruxa.blogspot.com/"&gt;Senhora&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://comocoraonapontadosdedos.blogspot.com/"&gt;Lu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://intimoepessoalblog.blogspot.com/"&gt;Menininha&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-6446938676303231263?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/6446938676303231263/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=6446938676303231263&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6446938676303231263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6446938676303231263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/08/eu-dou-cartao-vermelho.html' title='Eu dou cartão vermelho'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/Spf9Z8nRvVI/AAAAAAAAACc/Vap61CLPLkI/s72-c/cart%C3%A3o+vermelho.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-5052684486057449079</id><published>2009-08-15T10:21:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-08-15T10:22:47.620-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Vantagem</title><content type='html'>A única vantagem de se ficar acordado a noite inteira acordado, é poder assistir as nossas meninas do volei. Altas, altamente gostosas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Loucura total!!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-5052684486057449079?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/5052684486057449079/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=5052684486057449079&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/5052684486057449079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/5052684486057449079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/08/vantagem.html' title='Vantagem'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-8593323474819728484</id><published>2009-07-31T18:44:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T18:46:43.446-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Uma verdade verdadeira!</title><content type='html'>A mulher não é um génio, é um elemento decorativo. Não tem nada para dizer, mas di-lo tão lindamente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Oscar Wilde)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-8593323474819728484?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/8593323474819728484/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=8593323474819728484&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8593323474819728484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8593323474819728484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/07/uma-verdade-verdadeira.html' title='Uma verdade verdadeira!'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-8061542690915264956</id><published>2009-07-27T18:49:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T18:51:39.765-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Muricy Ramalho e Bernardinho</title><content type='html'>Muricy Ramalho fez que nem o Bernardinho do volei, trocou o time feminino pelo masculino.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-8061542690915264956?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/8061542690915264956/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=8061542690915264956&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8061542690915264956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8061542690915264956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/07/muricy-ramalho-e-bernardinho.html' title='Muricy Ramalho e Bernardinho'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-3224650871789267035</id><published>2009-07-18T19:02:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-07-18T19:02:55.319-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Quando a gente acha que sabe todas as respostas, vem a vida e muda todas as perguntas.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-3224650871789267035?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-1489042315138268541</id><published>2009-06-28T17:14:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T17:27:44.967-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Brasil Campeão</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SkfSJmDKHoI/AAAAAAAAACU/QpVcq0yp8Rc/s1600-h/sele%C3%A7%C3%A3o.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352477744427572866" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SkfSJmDKHoI/AAAAAAAAACU/QpVcq0yp8Rc/s400/sele%C3%A7%C3%A3o.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eu confesso que não acreditei nessa seleção, mas embora com adversários aparentemente fáceis, a seleção conseguiu levar o campeonato e se tornar tri campeão da copa das confederações, sendo que duas vezes seguidas, a última foi em 2005 na Alemanha.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ninguém acreditou nessa seleção de Dunga, não por causa dos jogadores -porque esses jogam bem e brilham em seus clubes, mas a sucessão de empates e vitórias medíocres tirou o brilho de grandes vitórias no passado. Como no ditado, de grão em grão a galinha enche o papo, e não foi que o Brasil encheu mesmo?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;A seleção brasileira passeou pela dos EUA no primeiro jogo, depois sofreu com a zebra anfitriã, Africa do Sul, claro que o otimismo no fundo sempre prevaleceu. Hoje não foi bem assim, os EUA meteu medo, colocando o placar à frente, mas brasileiro tem raça, força e mostrou que ainda tem futebol, viramos o placar lindamente, e aquele gol do kaká que o arbitro não considerou, se tornou obsoleto. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Merecidamente somos campeões, que venha a copa do mundo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-1489042315138268541?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/1489042315138268541/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=1489042315138268541&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/1489042315138268541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/1489042315138268541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/06/brasil-campeao.html' title='Brasil Campeão'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SkfSJmDKHoI/AAAAAAAAACU/QpVcq0yp8Rc/s72-c/sele%C3%A7%C3%A3o.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-4921145759431296793</id><published>2009-06-25T20:41:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T20:42:01.488-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Luto</title><content type='html'>Morre aos 50 anos, o maior racista de todos os tempos: Michael Jackson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alguém sentirá sua falta.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D.E.P&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-4921145759431296793?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/4921145759431296793/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=4921145759431296793&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4921145759431296793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4921145759431296793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/06/luto.html' title='Luto'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-6264897310383156112</id><published>2009-06-04T01:37:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2009-06-04T01:38:34.039-03:00</updated><title type='text'>inverno "mardito"</title><content type='html'>É nessa época mardita que mais odeio ser solteiro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;como é bom um par de pernas entre as minhas pra me esquentar e nos esquentar!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Só lamento e abraço o travesseiro ( gelado)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-6264897310383156112?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-6413754431531760566</id><published>2009-05-19T18:21:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-05-19T18:21:41.155-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Sabe quando a falta de inspiração nos abate?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tô assim!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-6413754431531760566?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/6413754431531760566/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=6413754431531760566&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6413754431531760566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6413754431531760566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/05/sabe-quando-falta-de-inspiracao-nos.html' title=''/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-7950002578327178530</id><published>2009-05-03T17:41:00.003-03:00</published><updated>2009-05-03T17:46:40.205-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Selo friend</title><content type='html'>A &lt;a href="http://intimoepessoalblog.blogspot.com/"&gt;menininha&lt;/a&gt; me passou esse selo:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/Sf4Bx7xYlEI/AAAAAAAAACM/O4y2N6JmnaU/s1600-h/friends.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331700966223287362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 160px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 213px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/Sf4Bx7xYlEI/AAAAAAAAACM/O4y2N6JmnaU/s320/friends.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;"Regras deste selo: Esse é o Troféu do Amigo! Esses blogs são extremamente charmosos. Esses blogueiros têm o objetivo de se achar e serem amigos. Eles não estão interessados em se auto promover. Nossa esperança é que quando os laços desse troféu são cortados ainda mais amizades sejam propagadas. Entregue esse troféu para oito blogueiros(as) que devem escolher oito outros blogueiros(as) e incluir esse texto junto com seu troféu!!!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eu repasso aos meus linkados aí ao lado!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-7950002578327178530?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/7950002578327178530/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=7950002578327178530&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/7950002578327178530'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/7950002578327178530'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/05/selo-friend.html' title='Selo friend'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/Sf4Bx7xYlEI/AAAAAAAAACM/O4y2N6JmnaU/s72-c/friends.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-1821963364305159046</id><published>2009-04-29T11:24:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T11:36:02.974-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Aniversário de um grande homem!</title><content type='html'>Um dia fui desafiado no volei por um cara metido a bom jogador. A aposta era 2 caixas de cerveja. A tarde caiu e o jogo ainda continuava porque eu me recusava a perder para ele, enfim rendidos ao cansaço rachamos a aposta e cada um pagou uma ciaxa, sentamos na areia mesmo pra beber e ali nasceu uma incrível amizade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Teórico, como prefere ser chamado, é um amigo de qualquer hora, aliás, amigo de todas as horas. Sempre disposto a ajudar, é daqueles que nunca diz não, exceto quando é para sentar na torcida rubro-negra quando vamos ao maraca, mas isso é um mero detalhe e eu claro, nunca pediria isso ao eterno vice 'vascaido'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoje estou aqui para falar dele, porque é seu dia, hoje é o dia desse incrível homem, amigo, parceiro, irmão, aquele a quem tenho a honra e o orgulho de conviver e de aprender.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feliz aniversário hermano meu!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não sabe de quem tô falando?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;clica &lt;a href="http://blogteoriadoabsurdo.blogspot.com/"&gt;aqui&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-1821963364305159046?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-206804183248377317</id><published>2009-04-25T19:58:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-25T20:00:01.600-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Quando o amor acontece</title><content type='html'>Eu não tenho medo de dizer não.&lt;br /&gt;Eu não tenho medo do que sinto&lt;br /&gt;Eu não tenho medo da solidão&lt;br /&gt;Eu vivo a vida com os meus pés no chão.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu não tenho medo da morte&lt;br /&gt;Eu não acredito na sorte&lt;br /&gt;Eu quero é ter Deus do meu lado&lt;br /&gt;Sobre o que penso não vou ficar calado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tenho asas e não tenho medo de voar&lt;br /&gt;Tenho sede e a vontade eu tenho de beber&lt;br /&gt;Do conhecimento do meu prazer de ter&lt;br /&gt;O teu amor...o teu amor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vem e mê dê a mão&lt;br /&gt;Tudo faz parte de um sonho&lt;br /&gt;Que já não sonhamos mais&lt;br /&gt;Perto do coração&lt;br /&gt;Quando o amor acontece&lt;br /&gt;É difícil dizer: Não!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-206804183248377317?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/206804183248377317/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=206804183248377317&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/206804183248377317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/206804183248377317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/04/quando-o-amor-acontece.html' title='Quando o amor acontece'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-3414519520128809517</id><published>2009-04-23T01:34:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-23T01:36:48.161-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Comédia romântica</title><content type='html'>Acho que só agora eu começo a perceber&lt;br /&gt;Tudo o que você me disse&lt;br /&gt;Pelo menos o que lembro que aprendi com você&lt;br /&gt;Está realmente certo.&lt;br /&gt;Bem mais certo do que eu queria acreditar&lt;br /&gt;Você gosta mesmo de mim&lt;br /&gt;Se arriscando a me perder assim&lt;br /&gt;Ao me explicar o que eu não quero ouvir.&lt;br /&gt;Ainda não estou pronto pra saber a verdade&lt;br /&gt;Ou não estava até uma estação atrás.&lt;br /&gt;Acho que só agora eu começo a ver&lt;br /&gt;Que tudo que você me disse&lt;br /&gt;É o que você gostaria que tivessem dito pra você&lt;br /&gt;Se o tempo pudesse voltar dessa vez.&lt;br /&gt;Sou eu mesmo e serei eu mesmo então&lt;br /&gt;E não há nada de errado comigo, não&lt;br /&gt;Não, não, não&lt;br /&gt;Não preciso de modelos,&lt;br /&gt;Não preciso de heróis&lt;br /&gt;Eu tenho meus amigos,&lt;br /&gt;E quando a vida dói&lt;br /&gt;Eu tento me concentrar,&lt;br /&gt;N'um caminho fácil&lt;br /&gt;Sou eu mesmo e serei eu mesmo então&lt;br /&gt;E eu queria que o tempo&lt;br /&gt;Pudesse voltar dessa vez&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Legião Urbana&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-3414519520128809517?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/3414519520128809517/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=3414519520128809517&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3414519520128809517'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3414519520128809517'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/04/comedia-romantica.html' title='Comédia romântica'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-8852473745051343864</id><published>2009-04-18T10:50:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-18T10:54:27.622-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Sindicato do Riso</title><content type='html'>Eu e meu amigo, dr. Teórico num papo descontraído regado a chopp e caipirinha achamos por bem criar um sindicato, já que o nosso lulinha é um ex companheiro, e vamos falar dele, e vamos rir dele e de toda a sua tribo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Convido então a todos ( se é que alguém vem aqui) a visitar o &lt;a href="http://osindicatodoriso.blogspot.com/"&gt;sindicato&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ah e aceitamos contribuição, mas calma, AINDA não pedimos dinheiro... a gente pede piadinha de ultima hora, pensamentos e atrativos pra deixar o sindicato alegre, feliz e sem greve!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-8852473745051343864?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/8852473745051343864/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=8852473745051343864&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8852473745051343864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/8852473745051343864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/04/sindicato-do-riso.html' title='Sindicato do Riso'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-820287296428729810</id><published>2009-04-12T12:08:00.002-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-12T12:10:44.148-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Então é páscoa!</title><content type='html'>Época que os dentistas faturam;&lt;br /&gt;gastam-se recordes de papel higiênico por conta dos excessos;&lt;br /&gt;Muito remédio para dor de barriga;&lt;br /&gt;Esvaziam-se os mares, parece a extinção de peixe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas o real sentido da páscoa, ninguém menciona.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Povo sem memória é foda!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Viva a Nestlé!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-820287296428729810?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/820287296428729810/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=820287296428729810&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/820287296428729810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/820287296428729810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/04/entao-e-pascoa.html' title='Então é páscoa!'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-4778639899874408345</id><published>2009-04-09T10:33:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-04-09T10:34:47.053-03:00</updated><title type='text'>Sumiço</title><content type='html'>Após longo sumiço, estou de volta. Ninguém me lê, mas o importante é que eu escrevo e escrevo sem me importar com estética de texto, escrevo pra exorcisar meus demônios.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-4778639899874408345?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/4778639899874408345/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=4778639899874408345&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4778639899874408345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/4778639899874408345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/04/sumico.html' title='Sumiço'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-5789528652310712111</id><published>2009-02-07T23:04:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2009-02-07T23:05:44.442-02:00</updated><title type='text'>A mim</title><content type='html'>Há 23 anos cheguei ao mundo de cabeça para baixo, banguelo, pelado e chorando.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoje possuo dentes e visto roupas, mas o mundo continua de cabeça para baixo e eu ainda choro....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-5789528652310712111?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/5789528652310712111/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=5789528652310712111&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/5789528652310712111'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/5789528652310712111'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2009/02/mim.html' title='A mim'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-3123818108935093224</id><published>2008-12-17T09:05:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T09:05:44.785-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Constatação</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Quando você acha que tem todas as respostas, vem a vida e muda todas as perguntas.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-3123818108935093224?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-6997030859551437876</id><published>2008-12-09T19:48:00.003-02:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:10:55.956-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Meme</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Vi esse MEME em um blog que não lembro mais e resolvi fazê-lo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Onde está seu celular? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Aqui no meu bolso.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;E o amado(a)? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Na casa dela comigo no msn&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Cor do cabelo? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Castanho escuro&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Sua mãe? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;No trabalho&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Seu pai? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Na rua&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Minhas irmãs?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt; sou filho único&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Seu filho?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;No útero da mãe (brincadeira)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;O que mais gosta de fazer? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Ouvir música, dormir&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;O que você sonhou na noite passada? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Não me lembro, raramente lembro do que sonho.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Onde você está? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Em casa, na sala.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Onde você gostaria de estar agora? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Na casa da minha namorada&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Onde você gostaria de estar daqui a seis anos? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Na minha casa própria&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Onde você estava há seis anos?  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;no terceiro ano do segundo grau&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Onde você estava na noite passada? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Aqui em casa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;O que você não é? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Falso&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;O que você é? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;atencioso&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Objeto do desejo? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Um carro&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;O que vai comprar hoje? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Nada.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Qual sua última compra? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Um trident de canela&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;A última coisa que você fez? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Comer pão com presunto&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;O que você está usando? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;calça jeans e camisa preta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Na TV? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Tá desligada&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Seu cachorro? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Não tenho&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Seu computador? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Preciso de um novo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Seu humor? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;sempre ótimo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Com saudades de Alguém? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Minha avó&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Seu carro? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Não tenho ainda&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Perfume que está usando? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Humor 4&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Última coisa que comeu? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Pão com presunto&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Fome de quê? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;sem fome&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Preguiça de? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;De tudo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Próxima coisa que pretende comprar? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Presentes de natal pra família e namorada&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Seu verão? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;trabalhando&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Ama alguém? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Sim&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Quando foi a última vez que deu uma gargalhada? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Ontem assistindo TV&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Quando chorou pela última&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt; vez? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Domingo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Quem gostou e quiser fazer, esteja a vontade...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-6997030859551437876?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/6997030859551437876/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=6997030859551437876&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6997030859551437876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6997030859551437876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2008/12/meme_09.html' title='Meme'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-2865408784178250480</id><published>2008-12-01T10:52:00.002-02:00</published><updated>2008-12-01T11:02:16.393-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Meme</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://gotasdiariasdesentimento.blogspot.com/"&gt;Carol &lt;/a&gt;me passou um meme sobre as 8 coisas que quero fazer antes de morrer:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1- Me sustentar plenamente a partir da profissão que escolhi;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2- Ser feliz;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3- Ter 2 filhos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4- Viajar pelo Brasil inteiro;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5- Viajar pela Europa;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6- Proporcionar uma vida mais digna aos meus familiares;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7- Não me preocupar com a minha conta bancária;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8- Ter saúde pra isso tudo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não vou passar o meme pra ninguém, quem quiser  fazer, sintam-se a vontade.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-2865408784178250480?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/2865408784178250480/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=2865408784178250480&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' 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style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;B&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-3709329396892182316?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/3709329396892182316/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=3709329396892182316&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3709329396892182316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3709329396892182316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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Psiu. Gritamos e colocamos janelas à prova de som, paredes almofadadas, tapetes, forros etc. O barulho de construção, de serra elétrica, de motores de carro, de buzinas -é o preço da modernidade, mas não é sobre isso que eu quero falar, e sim sobre o barulho humano de crianças e jovens. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Quero falar dos sons das gentes. Há anos, fala-se sobre a dificuldade de conciliar modernidade com ausência de silêncio e falta de espaço. Amplo espaço silencioso virou artigo de luxo.Contudo, tenho que confessar que somos nós, adultos, que liberamos e orquestramos esse inferno em que o barulho humano transformou o nosso mundo. Assentimos que ruídos ensurdecedores feitos por crianças, jovens e jovens adultos dominem. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Existem certos recintos que não conseguimos evitar, e, assim, ninguém consegue um encontro consigo mesmo, que sem silêncio é impossível.Nada contra a alegria e tudo contra o som pelo som, só para fazer companhia e evitar esse encontro. Musiquinha de fundo invade o planeta. Ficamos sem refúgio. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Solidão e silêncio viraram palavrão? Creiam-me, mesmo em hotéis grandões, é difícil encontrar lugar onde a criança entra sem fazer barulho. Só no bar, onde o escurinho à meia-luz é sinal, aliás o único respeitado pelas crianças. Em todos os lugares, seja ônibus, avião, lanchonete, cantina, somos envolvidos por gritos e por música, jamais por sussurros. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Como é que as crianças, as mesmas que gritam e galopam pelos corredores, conseguem manter-se em silêncio na missa, no culto, em enterros e em velórios? Como é que respeitam também o cinema? Pode parecer até que sou contra criança, mas não sou, não, pois acho que somos nós, os adultos, por temer o silêncio, que instigamos ou deixamos o barulho vingar em volta de nós. Quando vem uma ordem de silêncio pra valer, elas se calam e param de correr. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Vivemos um momento e em um universo em que a aversão ao silêncio não se manifesta só com música de fundo, com escapamento desregulado, com os motoqueiros, mas ainda nos damos ao luxo de liberar qualquer barulhento em qualquer lugar. O que aconteceria se, de repente, o silêncio caísse sobre nós?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt; Respondo: discursos interiores, voz da "consciência", emergiriam. Talvez sejamos todos culpados por maus pensamentos e/ou intenções, o que nos leva a viver em permanente esquiva de nós mesmos. Com a barulheira que nos rodeia, tornamo-nos surdos a nós mesmos. Parece que o lema atual é: evitar o silêncio é o dever de todos. Deseduquem-se os outros. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Silêncio é necessário para que se possa manter os homens como seres pensantes, criativos, dotados de memória e livres do excesso de estresse.Não quero que o silêncio só exista na calada da noite, no alto das montanhas, no ermo das matas. Quero-o no contato com as pessoas queridas, ricas e coloridas -meus semelhantes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Não quero ser misantropa, quero ruído normal que me permita falar, sentir e pensar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;ANNA VERONICA MAUTNER, psicanalista da Sociedade Brasileira de Psicanálise de São Paulo, é autora de "Cotidiano nas Entrelinhas" (ed. Ágora)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-2606112524945705107?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/2606112524945705107/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=2606112524945705107&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/2606112524945705107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/2606112524945705107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2008/11/quero-silncio.html' title='Quero silêncio'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-1132462447701257493</id><published>2008-11-14T14:37:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2008-11-14T14:39:37.397-02:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;“É simples, o segredo: só se vê bem com o coração. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;o essencial é invisível para os olhos.” &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;(antoine de saint- exupéry)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-1132462447701257493?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/1132462447701257493/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=1132462447701257493&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/1132462447701257493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/1132462447701257493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2008/11/simples-o-segredo-s-se-v-bem-com-o.html' title=''/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-3416394532654594651</id><published>2008-11-09T12:41:00.001-02:00</published><updated>2008-11-09T12:44:00.530-02:00</updated><title type='text'>O amor é assim:</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SRb27Anro9I/AAAAAAAAABQ/SzkOxP5RnDw/s1600-h/MORANGO.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266668307895526354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 272px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SRb27Anro9I/AAAAAAAAABQ/SzkOxP5RnDw/s320/MORANGO.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Gostoso;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;suave;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sutil;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sensível;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;e sempre &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;dá&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;vontade&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;de mais...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;muito mais...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-3416394532654594651?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/3416394532654594651/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=3416394532654594651&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3416394532654594651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/3416394532654594651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2008/11/o-amor-assim.html' title='O amor é assim:'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SRb27Anro9I/AAAAAAAAABQ/SzkOxP5RnDw/s72-c/MORANGO.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021733273792879688.post-6215700978918682172</id><published>2008-11-07T19:03:00.000-02:00</published><updated>2008-11-07T19:11:09.601-02:00</updated><title type='text'>Until the End of The World</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Até o fim do mundo, eu vou pra conseguir realizar, todos os meus sonhos;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Até o fim do mundo, eu vou por um grande e verdadeiro amor;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Até o fim do mundo, eu vou por acreditar na idealização de um projeto, um plano;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Até o fim do mundo, eu vou pelos meus amigos;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Até o fim do mundo, eu vou pela minha família;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Iria até o fim do mundo se nada do que tenho me bastasse.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Iria até o fim do mundo se eu não encontrasse tudo o que tenho aqui.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Até o fim do mundo eu iria por mim.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Até o fim do mundo eu iria por você.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;Por nós dois.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;"I reached out for the one I tried to destroy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;You...you said you'd wait &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;'til the end of the world "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021733273792879688-6215700978918682172?l=fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/feeds/6215700978918682172/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2021733273792879688&amp;postID=6215700978918682172&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6215700978918682172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2021733273792879688/posts/default/6215700978918682172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://fazdecontadobruno.blogspot.com/2008/11/until-end-of-world.html' title='Until the End of The World'/><author><name>Bruno Vargas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06109490206648732993</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dRlF-mmDFRI/SenXR5BAC7I/AAAAAAAAABs/7nfYydotCyI/S220/palha%C3%A7o.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
